Morning, Fam…
So,
yesterday was “interesting” to say the least.
Let me set
the stage.
My provider
normally comes through to help get up in the morning. Sometimes, they’re short at the old folks
home she also works at, so she’ll swing by when her shift’s over in the afternoon...no prob. Not yesterday. Joey’d actually asked me if I wanted her
provider to help me, but thinking mine’d be by, I declined.
Her girl
leaves, mine never shows. Then, around
2:30 she asks me if I can find someone to help me, because she won’t be able to
come through. Crap, Joey’s girl left an
hour ago, so I text a friend, but it turns out, she can’t. By this time, Mom came through to help me
cath. We finish, she sets me up with a
Coke, and leaves. I’m not too worried,
because my girl’ll be through later to help me get ready for bed. Of course, I’m already in bed, but I still
need to cath and such.
Joey’s other
girl came through, and we had dinner, and Joey got ready for bed. Then, her girl left, locking us in. I had the garage door opener, so I could let
my girl in. 10, 11, midnight came, and
no provider. Yeah, I had to take a leak,
but, surprisingly, NOT as bad as I thought I should. Anyhoo, I couldn’t think of anybody to bug to
ask to come through.
Fast forward
to this morning, Joey’s morning girl comes through, gets Joey talking to john,
and throws some Veet on her legs. Then,
she caths me. Needless to say, I ALMOST
filled the urinal. Then, I started
texting a friend to see if she could come through today when my main provider
texted to say she felt sick, she’d intended to come through last night, but
when she woke up, it was 12:30 AM. Man.
Moral of the
story: ASK QUESTIONS, so everybody’s on
the same page, AND LISTEN to your psychic wife when she “randomly” asks if you
need help.
Be good to
each other.
-J-
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