Saturday, March 23, 2019

New Two Feet Below Fam/Tats or Piercings?/Poetry,Horror,Fantasy?

So Thursday, we had an exceptionally satisfying day with Two Feet Below with getting 5 new fam members!  I was so busy answering comments that I made Joey wait to see Us, which is hella bad ass if we say so.  We'll drop a review after another viewing to digest everything.

Anyway, yesterday, we took the chance to drop some love to our new friends for taking the chance on us.


Also, Joey talked about the debate about people that like only piercings and people that only like tattoos.  We both have both, but she prefers piercings while I prefer tats.



This morning, I read one of our poems from our book Potpourri of Poetry from Two Feet Below.  If poetry's not your bag, I plugged our individual books, so stay 'til the end for those vids!


Be good to each other.

-J-

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Wheelchair Frustration/Pizza from Two Feet Below.

Evening, Fam...

So this morning, I called to check on the status of my new chair.  I wasn't impressed.  Of course, when you deal with people that don't live the life, you're going to find people don't make you a priority, unfortunately.



Also, we did a vlog where Joey talks about the difference between NY pizza and regular while we eat Luciano's Pizza, which, as far we're concerned, is the best.


Enjoy, and be good to each other.

-J-

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Constipation from Two Feet Below.

Evening, Fam...

So yesterday, I talked about reinventing myself, but actually, I wasn't feeling the greatest.  I was suffering from constipation, which can happen to paras like myself or quads.  I hate that feeling.  It's been several years honestly since I've a bout that bad.  Today, I felt better, but not perfect.  Hopefully, tomorrow.  Hopefully, if we have para or quad readers,  they don't feel alone.


Be good to each other.

-J-

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Sub Love/Two Feet Below Trailer/New Do.

Evening, Fam...

So yesterday, I noticed we lost a sub, so I took the time to send love to our ride or die subs that stick with us regardless of what we vlog about.  We've learned Youtube's about gaining viewers' trust, and we hoped wse've earned said trust.


Also, I realized we never made a trailer for our hopeful subs, we made one telling our mission as Two Feet Below.



And today, we got our quarterly haircuts.  Of course, Joey's still growing out her hair, so just got a trim while I reinvented myself again.  We love that our friend, Melissa, comes to the house as opposed to us having to go to a shop, which we really have no problem doing if need be.



Be good to each other.

-J-

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Introducing Rotting Face/Con '19/St. Patrick Mayhem/Reincarnation?/Where Are My Crips?

Evening, Fam...

So, yesterday, I introduced "Rotting Face," (a joke we came up with in one of our Starbucks vlogs) otherwise known as my borderline diabetic dry face...at least, what we chalk it up to.  I throw it out asking if anybody else, who's borderline diabetic, has this issue.


Also, yesterday was Comic Con '19.  It was a blast always.  We spent too much money, but it was so worth it.  I got Joey some stuff, and I, yes, I bought something for me.  Joey always gripes I buy for everybody else, and not for myself.


Today was one of those days in the Rhode household.  Joey's chick's having issues, therefore, causing Joey to have issues, which in my opinion trump everything else since she needs people to start her day...plus, it's St. Patrick's Day!


She also gets deep pondering reincarnation...what constitutes getting to be reincarnated, does it even exist.


Finally, I comment on the lack of crips at the Con...AGAIN.  I wonder why more of us don't come out.  I also explain by using the example of a convo I had yesterday with our bus driver about someone feeling comfortable enough to call us crip, we can call them a true friend.


Saturday, March 16, 2019

Persona Non Grata/Farting in Church.

Morning, Fam...

So yesterday, I thought about this college scandal with Lori Loughlin and her daughter.  I wondered what lengths someone'd go through to secure their kid's college spot...and, at what cost.  She, Lori, has essentially killed her reputation, AND dragged her daughter down with her...selfish if you as me.

Speaking of her daughter, did Lori think so badly of her daughters that they couldn't make into college on their own merits?


My other topic can be an embarrassing one for crips of the para and quad variety...farting at the most inopportune times...like, say, the quietest part of church.  I know it happens to everyone at one time or another, but God (no pun intended) in church?  Do any of you crips have this issue?



Be good to each other.

-J-

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Excuses to NOT Care/Shaving for Crips.

Evening, Fam...

So, today started rocky with Joey having to track down where her chick was when she didn't show at 8.  Come to find out the agency dropped the ball, because she apparently called LAST NIGHT...admin just didn't convey the message to Joey, she could get back up.   When she called, they gave her some bullshit excuse about their building was flooded from rain 2 DAYS AGO!  SO, they essentially just told Joey their building's more important than their clients' care...hmmmm.  Anyway, I guess admin heard Joey's pissed-offness, because they pulled someone to come.


Also, today, it was nice enough for me to go outside to shave my stuff.  Of course, I do it outside, because I can't hold a trashcan and shave at the same time; hence, doing it outside.  Anyway, I hadn't vlogged about the Norelco OneBlade, so I took the chance to do so in case any of our crip viewers have wondered how they could shave themselves.


Be good to each other.

-J-